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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Destiny's Child

    Song: Jumpin' Jumpin'

    Real Lyric: The club is full of ballas and their pockets full grown

    The Misheard: The club is fulla ballas and their pockets fulla chrome

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Ticket To Ride

    Real Lyric: She's gotta ticket to ride, but she don't care

    The Misheard: She's gotta tick in her hide butts in her hair

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: Magical Mystery Tour

    Real Lyric: Roll up! Roll up for the Mystery Tour!

    The Misheard: Throw up! Throw up o'r the mystery tour!

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    Artist: Nirvana

    Song: Smells Like Teen Spirit

    Real Lyric: My libido!

    The Misheard: I am Boitano!

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    Artist: Korn

    Song: Freak On A Leash

    Real Lyric: A cheap f**k for me to lay

    The Misheard: Archie Bunker Frito-Lay

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    Artist: Aretha Franklin

    Song: Respect

    Real Lyric: R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Take care of T.C.B.

    The Misheard: R.E.S.P.C.T. Take out T.C.P.

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    Artist: Rupert Holmes

    Song: Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

    Real Lyric: If you like pina coladas, And getting caught in the rain

    The Misheard: If you like senior koalas, And getting caught in their rain,

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    Artist: Talking Heads

    Song: Life During Wartime

    Real Lyric: Lived in a brownstone, Lived in a ghetto...

    The Misheard: Lived in a ball store, Lived in a ghetto...

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    Artist: John Mellencamp

    Song: Hurts So Good

    Real Lyric: Sometimes love don't feel like it should

    The Misheard: Sometimes love don't feel like S**T

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    Artist: Billy Squier

    Song: The Stroke

    Real Lyric: Stroke me, stroke me, stroke, stroke.

    The Misheard: Slow dressed stunt men, slow, slow

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