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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Beat It

    Real Lyric: Beat it Beat it No one wants to be defeated Showin' how funky strong is your fighter

    The Misheard: Beat it Beat it No one wants to be defeated Show them hot Bucky, how strong is your lighter!

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    Artist: Bryan Adams

    Song: Summer Of '69

    Real Lyric: I got my first real six-string Bought it at the five-and-dime Played it till my fingers bled

    The Misheard: I got my first real sex-dream cought by my mom and dad Played it till my fingers bled

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    Artist: Alanis Morissette

    Song: Head Over Feet

    Real Lyric: You've already won me over In spite of me And don't be alarmed if I fall Head over feet

    The Misheard: You've already won me over Inside of me And don't be a lonely fifer Head over feet

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    Artist: Culture Club

    Song: Karma Chameleon

    Real Lyric: Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma Chameleon

    The Misheard: Cum-a, cum-a, cum-a, cum-a, cum, for an eon.

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    Artist: Beck

    Song: Loser

    Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor iīm a loser baby, so why donīt you kill me?

    The Misheard: so? why open the door? iīm a loser baby, so why donīt you kill me?

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    Artist: Green Day

    Song: Good Riddance

    Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the rist, directs you where to go

    The Misheard: Tom grabs you by the rist, directs you to the snow

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    Artist: Kansas

    Song: Carry On My Wayward Son

    Real Lyric: Nothing equal to splendor

    The Misheard: [Nothing] evil suspenders

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    Artist: Garth Brooks

    Song: Shameless

    Real Lyric: I'm shameless!

    The Misheard: I'm shavin'

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    Artist: Macy Gray

    Song: I Try

    Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not here

    The Misheard: My wall crumbles when you are not here

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    Artist: TLC

    Song: Waterfalls

    Real Lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls

    The Misheard: Don't go Jason Waterfalls

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