The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Wrapped in plastic, life is so fantastic
The Misheard: Suck my ass, dick, you do so fantastic
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen you've had a busy day today
The Misheard: Lay me down and she's a planet we've had a busy day today
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Real Lyric: Surfin' USA
The Misheard: Serving USA
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Real Lyric: Don't mess with my Toot-Toot
The Misheard: Don't mess with my tutu
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Real Lyric: Can't buy me love
The Misheard: Nobody loves me
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Real Lyric: Scuuze me while i kiss the sky.
The Misheard: Scuuze me while i lick my eye.
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Real Lyric: A little diddy.. bout Jack and Diane..
The Misheard: Little titties.. bout the size of my hand.
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Real Lyric: He drinks a whisky drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink
The Misheard: I drinks a whiskey drink, I drinks a chocolate drink, and when i have to pee i use the kitchen sink
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Real Lyric: More than a feeling
The Misheard: Born on a freeway
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Real Lyric: My dog Sam eats purple flowers Ain't got much, but what we got's ours
The Misheard: My dog Sam eats purple flowers Ain't got much, but we got towers.
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