The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All men must have someone
The Misheard: Old men must have someone
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Real Lyric: A drink of cherry cola
The Misheard: A chica cherry cola
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Real Lyric: You wore a shirt of violent green,uh huh. ------- You said irony was the shackles of youth,uh huh.
The Misheard: You are assured,violent and green,uh huh. ---------- You said that Annie was the shackles of you, uh huh.
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Real Lyric: I've got my mind set on you
The Misheard: I got my my scent on you
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Real Lyric: She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls friends
The Misheard: She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys that she calls men
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Real Lyric: dead sticker on a cadilac
The Misheard: dead head stickin' on a cadilac
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Real Lyric: Egypt was troubled by the horrible asp
The Misheard: I thought I told you to leave me While I walked down to the b***h
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Real Lyric: Businessmen, they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth,
The Misheard: ... drink my wine, come and dig my herb
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Real Lyric: In the shape of an L on your forehead
The Misheard: In the shape of an elf on the bunk-beads
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Real Lyric: These wounds they will not heal
The Misheard: These worlds they will not eeoo
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