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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Procol Harum

    Song: A Whiter Shade of Pale

    Real Lyric: And although my eyes were open, They might just as well been closed.

    The Misheard: And although my eyes were open, They might just as well been whores.

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    Artist: Frank Sinatra

    Song: Strangers In The Night

    Real Lyric: Strangers in the night exchanging glances da da da da da I don't knw them because see below...

    The Misheard: Strangers in the night exchanging rubbers this one is too tight, I'll try another

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    Artist: Procol Harum

    Song: A Whiter Shade of Pale

    Real Lyric: And her face, at first just ghostly

    The Misheard: And her face would burst, just go see.

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    Artist: TLC

    Song: Waterfalls

    Real Lyric: Don't go chasing waterfalls...

    The Misheard: Don't go basting buterballs...

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    Artist: Christina Aguilera

    Song: Genie In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: I'm a genie in a bottle baby, come come come in and let me out.

    The Misheard: I'm a genie in a waffle baby, come come come in and eat me up.

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    Artist: Procol Harum

    Song: A Whiter Shade of Pale

    Real Lyric: As the miller told his tale, that her face at first just ghostly

    The Misheard: As the mini toad his tale, that her face at first just go to sleep

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    Artist: Village People

    Song: Y.M.C.A.

    Real Lyric: Y.M.C.A

    The Misheard: Why are you gay

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    Artist: Nickelback

    Song: How You Remind Me

    Real Lyric: These five words in my head, scream "Are we having fun yet?"

    The Misheard: "Beansprout words in my head....." (?!?)

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    Artist: Prodigy

    Song: Breathe

    Real Lyric: Come play my game, exhale, exhale!

    The Misheard: Die, white boy, die, Pigsy! Pigsy!

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    Artist: Creedence Clearwater Revival

    Song: Lookin' Out My Back Door

    Real Lyric: Look at all the happy creatures dancing on the lawn.

    The Misheard: Look at all the happy preachers dancing on the lawn.

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