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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: 10CC

    Song: I'm Not In Love

    Real Lyric: Big boys don't cry.

    The Misheard: Break boys, take five.

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    Artist: Nickelback

    Song: How You Remind Me

    Real Lyric: Cause livin' with me must have damn near killed you, and this is how you remind me

    The Misheard: Cause seven women must have damnly accused you, and this is how you remind me

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    Artist: Toto

    Song: Africa

    Real Lyric: I passed some rains down in Africa

    The Misheard: Varicose veins down in Africa

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    Artist: Phil Collins

    Song: Invisible Touch

    Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, she reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart

    The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible toxin, she reaches in and grabs ahold on your heart

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    Artist: Twisted Sister

    Song: We're Not Gonna Take It

    Real Lyric: We're not gonna take it. No we're not gonna take it anymore.

    The Misheard: I'm not gonna rake it. No, I'm not gonna rake it. I'm not gonna rake it anymore

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: Oops I Did It Again

    Real Lyric: Oops, I did it again.

    The Misheard: Boobs, I did it again.

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    Artist: The Beach Boys

    Song: Surfin' U.S.A

    Real Lyric: Huarachi sandals too .

    The Misheard: Her aunties sandals too.

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Winter Wonderland

    Real Lyric: Chestnuts roasting on an open fire.

    The Misheard: Children roasting on an open fire.

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    Artist: Lou Bega

    Song: Mambo No. 5

    Real Lyric: one, two, three, four, five. Everybody in the car, so come on lets ride.

    The Misheard: one, two, tree for five. Everybody in the card store, come-on lets ride.

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    Artist: Alanis Morissette

    Song: You Oughta Know

    Real Lyric: Mr. Duplicity

    The Misheard: Bliss to do Mr. T

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