The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Eminence front, Eminence front...
The Misheard: Livin' in funk, Livin' in funk...
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Real Lyric: Switch into glide
The Misheard: Addicted to rye
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Real Lyric: pissing the night away
The Misheard: Hissing the night away
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Real Lyric: All the girls at the party look at that body shakin' that thing like you never did see got a nice package all right...
The Misheard: All the girls at the party look at that body shakin' that thing like you never did see got an iced pack of chives...
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Real Lyric: Self-Reicheous Suicide
The Misheard: Six rachets in your eye
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Real Lyric: Bei Mir Bist du Schoen
The Misheard: Buy me a beer, Mister Shane
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Real Lyric: strummin my pain with his fingers
The Misheard: strummin my thang,gettin fingered
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Real Lyric: But if you go on carrying pictures of Chairman Mao, You ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow.
The Misheard: But if you go on carrying pictures of German Mao, you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow.
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Real Lyric: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
The Misheard: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman
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Real Lyric: these wounds thy will not heal
The Misheard: these worms they will not eat me
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