The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Our Lips are sealed
The Misheard: Honest I see you
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Real Lyric: What's my age again? What's my age again?
The Misheard: What's my agent get? What's my agent get?
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Real Lyric: These braying sheep on my TV screen
The Misheard: see flying sheep on the tv screen
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Real Lyric: He do the walk, he do the walk of life
The Misheard: Baby, do they walk, do they walk on by?
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Real Lyric: And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'till her daddy takes her T-bird away
The Misheard: And she'll have fun, fun, fun 'till her daddy takes her keyboard away
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Real Lyric: Slammed in the back of my... Dragula
The Misheard: Slammed in the back and I... can't get it up
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water
The Misheard: I shot my bologna
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Real Lyric: Hot blooded...check it and see
The Misheard: I've got hot puddin'...lick it and see
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Real Lyric: My mother was a tailor She sewed my new bluejeans
The Misheard: My mother was a traitor She sold my new bluejeans
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems. I've got my eye swipe. You've got your big G's. I've got my hash pipe.
The Misheard: You got 2 problems: I got my ass wipe. You got your fig trees. I got my ashed pipe. but i thought it could also be: half pipe, ass pipe, or hashish pipe.
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