The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Here we are now entertain us
The Misheard: Get your kit off and your trainers!
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Real Lyric: We can go down to Mexico, you, the cat, and me.
The Misheard: We can go to Mexico and you can carry me.
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Real Lyric: just got paid, friday night
The Misheard: just got laid, friday night
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Real Lyric: Hey now, you're an all-star. Get your game on. Go play. Hey now, you're a rock star. Get the show on. Get paid. And all that glitters is gold. Only shootin' stars break the mold.
The Misheard: Hey now, you're a all star. Get your game up. Go play. Hey now, you're a rock star. Get it going on. Get laid. And all that living is gold, Only shootin' stars wake up moe
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Real Lyric: Like Frankie said, I did it my way
The Misheard: A frickin' chicken did it my way
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Real Lyric: "when two become one"
The Misheard: "When Sissie comes home"
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Real Lyric: She was lookin kinda dumb, With her finger and her thumb, In the shape of an L on her forehead
The Misheard: She was lookin kinda dumb, With her finger and her thumb, In the shape of an elf on her forehead
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Real Lyric: There's Basie, Miller, Satchemo, and the king of all Sir Duke
The Misheard: There's Basie, Miller, Satchemo in the kingdom of Sir Duke
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Real Lyric: Just got paid Friday night
The Misheard: Just go "Layed" Frday night
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Real Lyric: Burn that mother down.
The Misheard: Burn that mother cow.
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