The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's my little deuce coup, you don't know what I've got
The Misheard: She's my DOO-DOO Baby, You don't know what I've got.
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Real Lyric: Why'd you put the keys upon the table?
The Misheard: Why'd you leave the kids up on the table?
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Real Lyric: Michelle ma belle, sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble
The Misheard: first of all, I won't make you s**ttin' on me
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Real Lyric: i can not speak for all the rest
The Misheard: i can not speak for all the bears
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Real Lyric: Takin' care of business
The Misheard: Takin' care of biscuits
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Real Lyric: And all that glitters is gold only shootin stars break the mold
The Misheard: And all that's living is old Only super stars crinkle gold
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Real Lyric: sweetness, i was only joking when i said i'd like to smash every tooth in your head
The Misheard: sweetness, is was only joking when i said i'd like to mash a grapefruit on your head
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Real Lyric: My heart will go on
The Misheard: My fart will go on
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Real Lyric: killing me softly with his song
The Misheard: killing me softly with insults
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Real Lyric: Everybody plays the fool.
The Misheard: Everybody plays the flute.
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