The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm surrounded by some kids at play I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear.
The Misheard: I'm surmounted by Sankees and friends. I can see their laughter so eye to I said....
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Real Lyric: And good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, singin' "this'll be the day that I die..."
The Misheard: The good old boys were sinkin' whiskey and pie, singin' "his'll be the gay that i dye..."
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Real Lyric: An old man turned 98
The Misheard: a milk man turned and he ate
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Real Lyric: right about now, funk soul brother.
The Misheard: right about now, Franks old brother
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with mountains
The Misheard: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble so you don't confuse them with my brains
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Real Lyric: All you know is when I'm with you, I make you free, and swim through your veins like a fish in the sea
The Misheard: All I know is when I'm with you, I make you pee, and swim through your veins like piss in the sea
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Real Lyric: Took a look around to see which way the wind blows.
The Misheard: Jerk a jerk around to see which way the knee blow.
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Real Lyric: Let the bodies hit the floor!
The Misheard: Let the blah blah hit the blah!
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Real Lyric: Praise you like I should
The Misheard: Praise you like a shoe
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Real Lyric: Nobody told me there'd be days like these
The Misheard: Nobody told me the dickhead liked me
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