The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman, He do the song about the knife. He do the walk, he do the walk of life.
The Misheard: He does a song about a seagull and a woman, He does a song about the Nile. He do the walk, he do the walk on by.
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Real Lyric: I am the king of wishful thinking
The Misheard: I am the king, I wish for bacon
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Real Lyric: secret agent man! secret agent man!
The Misheard: Big Red Asian man! Big Red Asian Man!
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Real Lyric: Jitterbug (x4) You put the boom-boom into my heart You send my soul sky-high when your lovin' starts Jitterbug into my brain..
The Misheard: Chili dog (x4) You put the boom-boom into my heart You send my soul sky-high when your lovin' starts Put the chili dog into my hand...
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Real Lyric: Jack Frost, nipping at your nose
The Misheard: Jack Frost, nippy nature toes
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Real Lyric: You give me that funny feeling in my tummy.
The Misheard: You give me that funny feeling in my coffee.
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Real Lyric: Ooo, Don't you look back.
The Misheard: Ooo, don't you look fat.
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Real Lyric: I took her out, it was a friday night I wore colonge, to get the feeling right
The Misheard: I took her out, it was a friday night I woke alone, to get the feeling right
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Real Lyric: I'm surrounded by some kids at play I can feel their laughter, so why do I sear.
The Misheard: I'm surmounted by Sankees and friends. I can see their laughter so eye to I said....
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Real Lyric: And good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye, singin' "this'll be the day that I die..."
The Misheard: The good old boys were sinkin' whiskey and pie, singin' "his'll be the gay that i dye..."
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