The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You wear me out like a pair of shoes
The Misheard: You jump out with a parachute
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Real Lyric: The club is full of balla's And their pockets full grown
The Misheard: The club is full of bottles and the bottles full of grog
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Real Lyric: Bedouin they brought out The electric camel drum The local guitar picker Got his guitar picking thumb As soon as the shareef Had cleared the square They began to wail
The Misheard: when they brought out that electric hattop the local kids are thinking god these dudes are breaking the law As soon as the chevy cleared the square they began to wail
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the right
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breats are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains
The Misheard: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with muffins
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Real Lyric: Won't you help me sing
The Misheard: Won't you hit yourself
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Real Lyric: Your own personal Jesus
The Misheard: Jerome, Ursala, Jesus.
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Real Lyric: all aboard, aye aye aye
The Misheard: volleyball, spike, spike, spike
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Real Lyric: we are familey
The Misheard: i really gotta pee
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Real Lyric: Cause living with me must have damn near killed you
The Misheard: Those little women must have damn near killed you
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