The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Pretty little thing let me light your candle
The Misheard: Pretty little thing lemon-lime chicano
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Real Lyric: Liberate my madness
The Misheard: Die banana!!!
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Real Lyric: Whoa, here she comes She's a man eater
The Misheard: Whoa, here she comes She's a mind reader
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Real Lyric: I wore Colonge,to get the feeling right.
The Misheard: I walked alone,to get the feeling right.
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Real Lyric: Oh Lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again
The Misheard: Oh Lord, looks like old die young again
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah.
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible todger.
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Real Lyric: Smooth Operator
The Misheard: Ooh, Umberella
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Real Lyric: Father (father), Father (father), Father (father), Father (father)
The Misheard: f**k you (f**k you), f**k you (f**k you), f**k you (f**k you), f**k you (f**k you)
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Real Lyric: Father (father), Father (father), Father (father), Father (father)
The Misheard: f**k you (f**k you), f**k you (f**k you), f**k you (f**k you), f**k you (f**k you)
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Real Lyric: Never ment to make your daughter cry.
The Misheard: Never ment to make your doctor cry.
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