The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: What am I to do with my life
The Misheard: What am I to do to win my life
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Real Lyric: Lucky that my breast are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains
The Misheard: Lucky that my breast are small and humble, so you don't confuse the with muffins
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Real Lyric: i'd like to keep my cheeks dry
The Misheard: i'd like to keep my chain extracted
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Real Lyric: all i can do is pour some tea for two
The Misheard: all i can do is just read a book or two
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Real Lyric: Went to a dance, lookong for romance
The Misheard: went to a dance, looking for a man
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Real Lyric: This mellow-thighed chick just put my spine out of place
The Misheard: The smell of black chicks must wipe the smile off my face
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Real Lyric: eyes like a sunrise
The Misheard: please, make your bum rise
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Real Lyric: Ohh Life is bigger, It's bigger than you
The Misheard: Ohh Life it figures, Its figures than you
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Real Lyric: Get up in the morning Slaving for bread, sir
The Misheard: Get up every morning, Same thing for breakfast
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Real Lyric: Reached down between my legs and eased the seat back
The Misheard: Reached down between my legs and eat some pizza
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