The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't tell me 'cause it hurts
The Misheard: Don't tell me cousin turd
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Real Lyric: once bitten, twice shy
The Misheard: once spitten, twice shined
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Real Lyric: Until the sun comes up on St. Monica Boulevard??
The Misheard: Until the sun comes up, said I wanna go for a ride.
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Real Lyric: Go on and close the curtain
The Misheard: Iguanas close the curtain
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Real Lyric: Oops! I did it again.
The Misheard: Oops!I s**ted again
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Real Lyric: Hey now you're a rock star
The Misheard: Hey now you've been kicked hard
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Real Lyric: i got my head checked, by a jumbo-jet
The Misheard: i got my head shaved, by asian bo jay
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Real Lyric: And our love become a funeral pyre
The Misheard: and our love become a funeral pile
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Real Lyric: look at the stars see how the shine for you
The Misheard: lock out the stars see how the shine fortune
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Real Lyric: I Got My Hash Pipe
The Misheard: I got My Ass Wiped
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