The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You've got your problems I've got my eye swipe You've got your big G's I've got my hash pipe
The Misheard: you've got your goblins i've got my guy wipe you've got some big cheese i've got my slash ripe
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Real Lyric: Shake ya ass watch yo self
The Misheard: take a bath wash yourself
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Real Lyric: Don't stop til you get enough
The Misheard: Don't stop til you get it on
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Real Lyric: revved up like a duece under the runner in the night
The Misheard: wrapped up like a douche under the runner in the night
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Real Lyric: Hey Andy are you goofing on Elvis?
The Misheard: Hey Andy are you goofing on Elmer's glue?
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Real Lyric: oo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh oh, And you're May Tyler Moore
The Misheard: Oo-ee-oo, I don't trust that Buddy Holly Oh oh, Or that Mary Tyler Moore
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Real Lyric: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out
The Misheard: Tent Devil You Freeze Out
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Real Lyric: Bicycle race, bicycle race, bicycle race, etc.
The Misheard: cigarettes, cigarettes, cigarettes, etc.
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Real Lyric: I can see all obstacles in my way
The Misheard: I can see old popsicles in my brain
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Real Lyric: Coming up as a nigga in a cash game living in the fast lane
The Misheard: coming up as a nigga in a casket living in a basket
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