The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hop in my Chrysler...
The Misheard: Humpin' my Chrysler...
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Real Lyric: DJ jam tonight Spotted me a tender thang
The Misheard: DJ Gemini Spiderman a tender thang
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Real Lyric: I don't know where I'm gonna go when the volcano blows.
The Misheard: I don't know where I'm gonna go when the BAR COUNTER CLOSE!
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Real Lyric: Living with me must have damn near killed you
The Misheard: Little women must have damn near killed you.
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Real Lyric: Last night, I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night, I dreamt of some bagels
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Real Lyric: Evil Woman
The Misheard: Weeble Woman
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Real Lyric: Last thing I remember I was running for the door I had to find the corridor To the place I was before
The Misheard: Last thing I remembered I'd just chundered on the floor I had to find the toilet fast In case there was some more
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: These birds that s**t its a lonely music
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Real Lyric: I dont know where my home is
The Misheard: I dont know where my hole is
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Real Lyric: Can't find a better man
The Misheard: Can't find an apartment
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