The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit...
The Misheard: She's got her lengthy boobs, and no tattoos...
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me..
The Misheard: Be hell, the poop has a devil-pudding site for me...
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Real Lyric: wake up grab your brush, put on a little make-up hide the scars to fade away the shake up why'd you leave your keys upon the table here you go, creat another fable
The Misheard: Wake up! Hamanamanamanama make-up!why'd you leave the keys out on the table? table table table table table table table table table fable
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: So...open the door
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Real Lyric: Like those other sticky valentines
The Misheard: Like those other stinking valentines
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Real Lyric: On a bed of nails she makes me wait
The Misheard: On a bed of mail she looks me way
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Real Lyric: When we said we were goona move to Vegas I Remember the look her mother gave us. Seventeen without a purpose or DIRECTION
The Misheard: When we said we were goona move to Vegas I Remember the look her mother gave us. Seventeen without a purpose AND ERECTION
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Real Lyric: sally take my hand
The Misheard: sanitate my ham
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Real Lyric: A little bit of Monica in my life. A little bit of Erika by my side.
The Misheard: A little bit of Mardi Gras in my life. A little bit of every girl by my side.
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Real Lyric: You're losing all your highs and lows
The Misheard: You're losing all your eyes and nose
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