The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: al-Qaeda's not in this country
The Misheard: Alpacas aren't in this country
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Real Lyric: the moon like a spotlight on the lake
The Misheard: the moon like a spotlight on my leg
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Real Lyric: Big ole Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Picked your dad at a line-up
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Real Lyric: Four or five strippers trying to work for a buck
The Misheard: Farmers and strippers trying to work for a buck
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Real Lyric: Here's to frozen proof
The Misheard: Here's to frozen fruit
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Real Lyric: Whispers at the bus stop, well I've heard about nights out at the schoolyard
The Misheard: Whispers at the bus stop, well I've heard about Max at the schoolyard
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Real Lyric: He be makin' like a beeline Headin' for the borderline, goin' for broke
The Misheard: He be makin' like a feline Headin' for the borderline, goin' for broke
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boobs, her ma has too
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Real Lyric: Takin' it to the streets
The Misheard: Diggity-doo that's me
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