The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 27381 thru 27390 of 54134
Real Lyric: Hold me closer, tiny dancer, count the headlights on the highway,
The Misheard: Hold me closer, tiny dancer, count the head lice on the highway,
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: we started making out and she took off my pants
The Misheard: then she faked me out and she took off a bath
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Can't touch this.
The Misheard: Canned Tetris.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: 'Cause to lose all my senses That is just so typically me
The Misheard: 'Cause to lose all my innosense that is just so typically me
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: U got it U got it bad. When your on the phone. Hang up and you call right back.
The Misheard: U got it U got it bad. What U running from? Your banged up and u smell bad.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice
The Misheard: Stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of wise men
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I wanna see what you can do
The Misheard: I wanna sleep with your canoe
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: This mind, this body, and this voice cannot be stifled
The Misheard: This mindless body and some foreskin for your brother
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never leave your pizza burnin'
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you dont confuse them with mountains
The Misheard: Lucky that my breasts arn't small and humble so you dont confuse them with muffins
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.