The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Love is a battlefeild
The Misheard: Love is a vat of veal
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Real Lyric: strange love; strange highs and strange lows
The Misheard: strange love; strange eyes and strange nose
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Real Lyric: Rock and roll is dead.
The Misheard: f**kin' monkey's dead.
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Real Lyric: I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God's got a sixth sense of humor...
The Misheard: I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that God's got a sick sense of humor...
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Real Lyric: Have you ever seen the rain comin' down on a summer's day?
The Misheard: Have you ever seen the rain comin' down on a sunny day?
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Real Lyric: Beautiful People, got a rolled up Bali t-shirt in their travel bag
The Misheard: Beautiful people, got a rubber politician in their travel bag
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Real Lyric: Don't speak, I know just what you're thinking, i don't need your reasons, don't tell me cuz it hurts.
The Misheard: don't speak, i know just what your thinking, i don't need your reasons, don't tell your cousin earl.
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Real Lyric: Beneath the darkening sky
The Misheard: Beneath the duck in the sky
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Real Lyric: Mr. Jones and me
The Misheard: Mr. Joe Namby
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Real Lyric: i would do anything for love but i won't do that
The Misheard: i would do anything for love, but i won't do cats
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