The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She'll tease you, she'll unease you - all the better just to please you.
The Misheard: She'll tease you, she'll unease you - hold the bathtub just to please you.
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Real Lyric: Lord, I'm doing all I can To be a better man.
The Misheard: Lord, I'm doing all I can To get a better tan.
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again
The Misheard: I get no job, badubbadubbaduh.
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Alex the seal
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Real Lyric: let the bodies hit the floor
The Misheard: i left the bodies in the room
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Real Lyric: Burning up his fuse out here alone
The Misheard: Burning up the shoes of everyone
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Real Lyric: Sunday,Bloody Sunday
The Misheard: Someday,Honey,Someday
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Real Lyric: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
The Misheard: Another turnip on a fork stuck in the road
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Real Lyric: i love rock 'n' roll, put another dime in the duke box baby,
The Misheard: i love sausage rolls, cook another one in the oven baby.
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Real Lyric: Smoke on the water.
The Misheard: Slow running water.
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