The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed
The Misheard: Alex the seal
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Real Lyric: I wanna be sedated.
The Misheard: I wanna be stripped naked.
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Real Lyric: The club is full of Ballas and their pockets full grown
The Misheard: The club is full of Balls and their pockets full of rocks
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Real Lyric: getting jiggy with it!
The Misheard: getting jimmy widget!
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Real Lyric: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me,
The Misheard: The Ultimate, has a devil for a son, poor me
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Real Lyric: she looks like a flower, but she stings like a bee
The Misheard: she looks like a fella, and she stinks of wee
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Real Lyric: Spit, It Out
The Misheard: s**t, It Out
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Real Lyric: Be in the position to make me feel so damn unpretty
The Misheard: plead to the scissors to make me feel so "damn i'm pretty"
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Real Lyric: She'll tease you, she'll unease you - all the better just to please you.
The Misheard: She'll tease you, she'll unease you - hold the bathtub just to please you.
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Real Lyric: Lord, I'm doing all I can To be a better man.
The Misheard: Lord, I'm doing all I can To get a better tan.
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