The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Mom loves the both of them
The Misheard: Mom's love is the Volta Dam
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Real Lyric: Animals strike curious poses
The Misheard: And the most tricurious poses
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Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket Man, burning off the shoes of Avalon
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Real Lyric: And I miss you Like the deserts miss the rain
The Misheard: And I miss you Like the leopards miss the rain
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Real Lyric: Well its too late, tonight To drag tha past out into the light Were one, but were not the same We get to carry each other, carry each other
The Misheard: Well its too late, tonight To drag the past out into the light We're one, but we're not the same We get to hairy each other, hairy each other
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Real Lyric: No woman No cry
The Misheard: Old woman don't cry
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Real Lyric: Give me fuel Give me fire Give me that wich I desire
The Misheard: Give me poo give me pie Give me double chider side
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Real Lyric: Music is my Aeroplane It's my Aeroplane
The Misheard: Music is my yellow paint It's my yellow paint
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Real Lyric: Cheer up sleepy Jean
The Misheard: Cheer obscene bikini
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Real Lyric: Dressed like a priest he was, Tod Browning's beast he was
The Misheard: Dress like a priest he was Called down in slinky ( wars
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