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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Rocket Man

    Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning out his fuse up here alone

    The Misheard: Rocket Man, burning off the shoes of Avalon

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    Artist: Everything But The Girl

    Song: Missing

    Real Lyric: And I miss you Like the deserts miss the rain

    The Misheard: And I miss you Like the leopards miss the rain

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    Artist: U2

    Song: One

    Real Lyric: Well its too late, tonight To drag tha past out into the light Were one, but were not the same We get to carry each other, carry each other

    The Misheard: Well its too late, tonight To drag the past out into the light We're one, but we're not the same We get to hairy each other, hairy each other

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    Artist: Bob Marley

    Song: No Woman No Cry

    Real Lyric: No woman No cry

    The Misheard: Old woman don't cry

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    Artist: Metallica

    Song: Fuel

    Real Lyric: Give me fuel Give me fire Give me that wich I desire

    The Misheard: Give me poo give me pie Give me double chider side

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Aeroplane

    Real Lyric: Music is my Aeroplane It's my Aeroplane

    The Misheard: Music is my yellow paint It's my yellow paint

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    Artist: Monkees

    Song: Daydream Believer

    Real Lyric: Cheer up sleepy Jean

    The Misheard: Cheer obscene bikini

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Diamond Dogs

    Real Lyric: Dressed like a priest he was, Tod Browning's beast he was

    The Misheard: Dress like a priest he was Called down in slinky ( wars

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    Artist: Blink 182

    Song: What's My Age Again?

    Real Lyric: I wore cologne to get the feeling right

    The Misheard: i walked alone to get the feeling right

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: We Are The Champions

    Real Lyric: no time for losers, we are the champions

    The Misheard: ludes are for losers, we are the champions

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