The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Take me down to the Paradise City, where the grass is green, and the girls are pretty. Oh, won't you please take me home. Yeah.
The Misheard: Take me down to the very last cicty where the greass is green and the girls are s**tty. Oh won't you please take me home. Yeah.
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Real Lyric: Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
The Misheard: who's that casting devious stares at my erection?
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Real Lyric: Balimos,let the rythym take you over, balimos
The Misheard: bite my balls,let the rythym take you over, bite my balls
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Real Lyric: Her mind is tiffany-twisted....
The Misheard: Her mind is definetly twisted....
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Real Lyric: load up on guns, bring your friends, its fun to lose and to pretend
The Misheard: load up on drugs, kill your friends, its fun to lose and s**t the bed
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Real Lyric: You can dance,You can jive;
The Misheard: You can dance,You can die;
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Real Lyric: Who are you ooo ooo
The Misheard: cool water ooo ooo....
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Real Lyric: get your philosophy, from a bumper sticker.
The Misheard: get your full cup of tea, from a thoughtless victim.
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Real Lyric: Beezlebub has a devil put aside for me
The Misheard: The err de bump has a terrible decite for me
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Real Lyric: I wanna hold your hand
The Misheard: I wanna bite your hand
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