The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I command you to kneel before the God Of Thunder
The Misheard: Boy a man needs a meal before the God Of Thunder
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Real Lyric: My tea's gone cold. I wonder why I got out of bed at all.
The Misheard: I see it all and I wonder why the sky's not big and tall.
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Real Lyric: hey! Wait! i've got a new complaint
The Misheard: Hey! Wait! I've got to lose, don't play (??)
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Soul on the janitor
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Real Lyric: "Cheap wine and a three day growth"
The Misheard: "Blue cheap wine and a three day roast"
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Real Lyric: Bailamos, let the rhythm take you over, bailamos. te quiero amor mio
The Misheard: bailamos, let the river take you over, bailamos. Riverio momma mia
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Real Lyric: Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky.
The Misheard: Nothing lasts forever but the Immense Guy.
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Real Lyric: You can buy all the make-up at Mac and Mays
The Misheard: You can buy all the make-up that Matt can make
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Real Lyric: Take me down to the Paradise City, where the grass is green, and the girls are pretty. Oh, won't you please take me home. Yeah.
The Misheard: Take me down to the very last cicty where the greass is green and the girls are s**tty. Oh won't you please take me home. Yeah.
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Real Lyric: Who's that casting devious stares in my direction?
The Misheard: who's that casting devious stares at my erection?
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