The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
The Misheard: Dirty deeds, thunder sheets.
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Real Lyric: Got a long list of ex-lovers
The Misheard: Gotta love those cosmic flowers
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Real Lyric: Take me to church I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
The Misheard: Take me to town I'll work like a dog we can fly a kite
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Real Lyric: Japan and China all lit up.
The Misheard: Chicken in China, I'll eat up.
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Real Lyric: I don't find it hard to impress
The Misheard: I don't find any underwear
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Real Lyric: Got the club goin' up / On a Tuesday / Got your girl in the cut and she choosey
The Misheard: Got the club goin' up / On a Tuesday / Got your girl in the color she choosin'
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Real Lyric: And I got that red lip classic thing that you like
The Misheard: And I got that redneck classic thing that you like
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Real Lyric: Crazy 'bout Elvis
The Misheard: Crazy brown elf
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Real Lyric: Galactic comb, we missed a spot
The Misheard: Galactic call me Mr. Spock
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Real Lyric: Now your Uncle John walked A mile to school
The Misheard: Now your Uncle Joan walked A mile to school
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