The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth.
The Misheard: She's wild as a three leg horse.
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Real Lyric: drank too much last nite got bills to pay my head just feels in pain
The Misheard: drank too much last nite got pills to take my head just feels insane
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Real Lyric: How bizarre, how bizarre
The Misheard: How was I, how was I
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Real Lyric: Caribbean Queen
The Misheard: Carry good wings
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Real Lyric: And the story of your latest success kept 'em so entertained
The Misheard: And the story of your latest sex kept 'em so entertained
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Real Lyric: it'my life
The Misheard: it's my wife
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Real Lyric: Who would've thought...it figures.
The Misheard: Who would've thought...it's the girl.
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Real Lyric: Closer than my peeps you are to me
The Misheard: Closer than my feet you are to me
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Real Lyric: selling poppies on a tray
The Misheard: selling puppies from a train
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket, nothing but faith to keep me warm.
The Misheard: 21 candy's in my pocket,the number 1 thing to keep me warm.
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