The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share This lonely view
The Misheard: with the burns we've shared it's a long way through
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Real Lyric: A big legged woman ain't got no soul
The Misheard: A FREE legged woman ain't got no soul
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Real Lyric: Bennie and the jets
The Misheard: Bennie was a chimp
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Real Lyric: Like a rhinestone cowboy
The Misheard: Like a rainstorm cowboy
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Real Lyric: Lying beside you hear in the dark
The Misheard: Lying beside you hearing the dog
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Real Lyric: When I want something and i don't want to pay for it.
The Misheard: When I want some veal and I don't want to pay the rent.
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Real Lyric: All the boys think she's a spy
The Misheard: All the boys think she's a spaz
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Real Lyric: Disarm you with a smile
The Misheard: Sodomy is a crime
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a funny red sheet
The Misheard: I'm only a man before there was cheese
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
The Misheard: I'm only a man who celebrates cheese
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