The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: All we are saying Is give peace a chance
The Misheard: Glorious Day-Ohhhhh Give Geese a chance!
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Real Lyric: Obviously that s**t did not last.
The Misheard: I'll be asleep cause that b**th did not last.
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Real Lyric: Obviously that s**t did not last.
The Misheard: I'll be asleep cause that b**th did not last.
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Real Lyric: Makin' my connection As I enter the room
The Misheard: My friend misheard it: Makin'a connection As I answer the room
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Real Lyric: It`s like a death row pardon 2 minuites too late
The Misheard: It`s like a death throw hard-on 2 minuites too late
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Real Lyric: Shot through the heart , And you to blame
The Misheard: Shot through the heart , In your duvet
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket
The Misheard: Stuffin' my panties in my pocket
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Real Lyric: O say can you see by the dawns early light?
The Misheard: Oh say, can you see? If not turn on a light!
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Real Lyric: All your sickness, I can suck it up"
The Misheard: "August sadum, I can suck a duck"
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Real Lyric: Gee, our old LaSalle ran great
The Misheard: Gee, an old sour red grape
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