The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hot patootie bless my soul.
The Misheard: Opportunity bless my soul.
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Real Lyric: oh, bring us some figgy pudding. . .
The Misheard: oh, bring us some piggy pudding. . .
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Real Lyric: Need a little time to wake up? Need a little time to wake up,wake up?
The Misheard: Need a little time to wank off? Need a little time to wank off wanker?
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Real Lyric: I wish I was a sailor with someone who waited for me
The Misheard: I wish I was a cigarette so someone would need me
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Real Lyric: jeux sans frontieres
The Misheard: shoes... socks... uh-oh!
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Real Lyric: i can see clearly now the rain has gone
The Misheard: i can see clearly now ive shut the door
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Real Lyric: She moves in mysterious ways...
The Misheard: Shamoo's a mysterious whale...
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Real Lyric: i fight authority and authority always wins
The Misheard: i thought you adored me and always will
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Real Lyric: You make me feel like a natural woman.
The Misheard: You make me pee like a natural woman.
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Real Lyric: Shake your booty
The Misheard: Shake your goolies.
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