The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I need cooling baby I'm not fooling
The Misheard: I've been drooling baby I'm not fooling
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Real Lyric: Did you have to go
The Misheard: b**th you have to know
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Real Lyric: "Just then a policeman man stepped up to me, asked us said "please hey would we care..."
The Misheard: "Just then Japanese men stepped up to me, asked us to "please hey whoopie can"
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Real Lyric: Momma don't take my kodachrome away.
The Misheard: momma don't take my coca-cola away.
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Real Lyric: And I'm Living off of dirt, and the drippings from my celing
The Misheard: I'm Living off of dirt and the drippings from my seamen
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Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner
The Misheard: Big old hairy vagina
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Real Lyric: The hottest spot north of Havana
The Misheard: The hottest spot known to the man-a!
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Real Lyric: You had the Dom Perignon in your hand and the spoon up your nose.
The Misheard: You had the dog hair in your hand and the spoon up your nose.
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Real Lyric: Nothing equal to splendor
The Misheard: [Nothing] evil suspendors
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Real Lyric: Why don't you dance with me? I ain't no limburger!
The Misheard: Why don't you dance with me? I ain't no lil boy-girl!
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