The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Prima Donna lord you really should've been there... ...You nearly had me roped and tied, Altar-bound, hypnotized
The Misheard: Primadonna rocked you when you should've been there... ...You nearly had me roped and tied, Audobon, hypnotized
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Real Lyric: If I was a sculptor, But then again, no, Or a man who makes potions In a traveling show
The Misheard: If I was a skeleton, But then again, no, Or a man who makes cushions In a traveling show
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Real Lyric: They sent us Playboy, They gave us Bob Hope.
The Misheard: THey sent us Playboy, They gave us bar soap.
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Real Lyric: Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion
The Misheard: Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs and Beijing
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Real Lyric: I was on the inside when they pulled the four walls down
The Misheard: I was on the inside when they pulled the fungus down
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem.
The Misheard: You stretch your ass to wear on your suicide pole. (sorry for the vulgarity)
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Real Lyric: my angel is a centre fold
The Misheard: My angel in a telephone
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Real Lyric: ladies leave your men at home
The Misheard: ladies ziggy-man at home
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Real Lyric: mental wounds not healing
The Misheard: hey boo-boo, still screaming!
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots, a mohair suit
The Misheard: She got electric booze, a lorna doone
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