The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bought my first real six string, bought it at the five and dime - played it 'til my fingers bled, it was the #Summer of '69
The Misheard: I drank my first real sex string, bought it at the dice and dime, played it 'til my fingers bled, it was the summer of '69
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Real Lyric: i like big butts and i cannot lie
The Misheard: there's a fig on your butt and it's very dry!
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Real Lyric: you drive me crazy
The Misheard: damn, you're so lazy!
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Real Lyric: I'm a slave for you
The Misheard: I got laid by you
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Real Lyric: The Shareef Don't like it rock the casbah rock the casbah
The Misheard: oooh Shari don't like that rocking the cash bar rockin the cash bar
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Real Lyric: the club is full of ballas and thier pockets full grown
The Misheard: my club is full of bollocks with thier mothers in toe
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Real Lyric: These wounds, they will not heal,
The Misheard: These words, they will not Eeee-Orrrrr. (As in the noise a donkey makes.)
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Real Lyric: My city or mountain
The Misheard: Ask any ole mountain (Yeah, like ask the mountain, any mountain, and it will answer you back--duh!)
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Real Lyric: I'm shameless
The Misheard: I'm stainless
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Real Lyric: Give me fuel, Give me fire, give me that which I desire..
The Misheard: Give me fuel, Give me fire, Give me Dad a circumcise!
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