The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got a timber
The Misheard: I got a tumour
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Real Lyric: She's got electric boots and a mohair suit
The Misheard: She's got electric boots and a moe hazoo
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Real Lyric: Well I payed my dues.
The Misheard: Well I payed my jews.
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Real Lyric: Mummified my teenage dreams. No there's nothing wrong with me
The Misheard: It's not the "Five Nights Teenage Dream." No there's nothing wrong with me
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Real Lyric: Just like animals.
The Misheard: Just like canibals
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Real Lyric: My heart is damaged
The Misheard: I wanna sandwich
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Real Lyric: I want to hold your hand!
The Misheard: I want to hold your ham!
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Real Lyric: And now my bitter hands Chase beneath the clouds Of what was everything
The Misheard: Oh now my bitter hands Chase beneath the clown Oh wax wax anything
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Real Lyric: Everybody wants to take her heart away
The Misheard: Everybody wants to take her all the way
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Real Lyric: She must be mother nature's child 'cause she's running to the call of the wild
The Misheard: . . . 'cause she's running through the gut of the world - or - 'cause she's running through the call of the world
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