The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And it cuts like a knife.
The Misheard: And its a c**k sucker night.
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Real Lyric: I've got my eye swipe You've got your big G's
The Misheard: I've got my ass wipe You've got your big cheese
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust
The Misheard: Another spec of dust
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Real Lyric: Let the Bible belt come down and save my soul
The Misheard: Let the bobble bounce come and see my soul
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket Nothing but faith to keep me warm
The Misheard: Little boy Johnnie in my pocket Another one here to keep me warm
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Real Lyric: "Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades. Oh no"
The Misheard: "Don't be afraid to supply the paperboy"
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Real Lyric: Cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas Rising up through the air
The Misheard: Cool wind in my hair Warm smell of cold cheetahs Rising up through the air
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Real Lyric: What A wonderful phrase
The Misheard: Suspense really pays
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Real Lyric: Oo, you make my motor run, motor run
The Misheard: Oo, you pick my boner up, boner up
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Real Lyric: Buying bread from a man in Brussels
The Misheard: I am bred from a man named Brazil
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