The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's gettin so lonely inside this bed Don't know if I should lick my wounds...
The Misheard: It's gettin' so lonely inside my head Don't know if I should lick myself...
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Real Lyric: four hungry children and a crop in the field
The Misheard: four hundred million crops in the field
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Real Lyric: Misfit, I sit
The Misheard: Britney Spears, so fit
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Real Lyric: I love rock and roll
The Misheard: I lvoe Rocky Road
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Real Lyric: "Slip inside my sleeping bag"
The Misheard: "slip inside a sleeping f**"
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Real Lyric: She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
The Misheard: She's a b**th and I'm frowning slowly
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Real Lyric: I'm coming up so you better get this party started
The Misheard: I'm coming out so you better get this body started
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Real Lyric: "spare him his life from this monstrosity"
The Misheard: "spare him his life for his warm sauce and cheese"
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Real Lyric: Nothing but pennies in my pocket
The Misheard: Nothing but panties in my pocket
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Real Lyric: Wife and kids household pet
The Misheard: Laughing kids, not so fast
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