The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She had those sightless eyes.
The Misheard: She helped me sanctisize.
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Real Lyric: After all that we've been through,
The Misheard: After all the hooey we've been through
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Real Lyric: body and beat, i stained my sheets
The Misheard: buy eighty beets, i stained my sheets
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Real Lyric: Gypsies, tramps and thieves
The Misheard: Cheese, cheese, welfare cheese!
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a Lady
The Misheard: Doin' it Like a Lady
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Real Lyric: Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
The Misheard: Blowing through the Germans in my mind
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Real Lyric: We could have been so good together, We could have made this last forever.
The Misheard: We could have been so good together We could have made some sasparilla.
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Real Lyric: once bitten,twice shy
The Misheard: one spittin',twat sha.
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Real Lyric: Even flow, thoughts arrive like butterflies Oh, he don't know, so he chases them away Someday yet, he'll begin his life again Life again, life again...
The Misheard: even flow on the road like butterflies, o lean Moe so he chases then away, something yet he'll begin away, whispering hands leave him away, hear my way, hear my way!
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Real Lyric: I'm a creep. I'm a wierdo
The Misheard: I'm a creep. I'm a widow.
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