The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hang on, Sloopy Sloopy, hang on
The Misheard: Hang on, Snoopy Snoopy, hang on
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Real Lyric: Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: Searchin' for my lost table saw
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean, you'll know, you'll know.
The Misheard: When the rain washes you'll clean your nose, your nose.
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Real Lyric: 'Cause to lose all my senses That is just so typically me
The Misheard: 'Cause to lose all my sexiness which is just to typically me
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Real Lyric: I do cherish you.
The Misheard: Would you, share a shoe??
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Real Lyric: No dark sarcasm in the classroom.
The Misheard: No dog's orgasm in the classroom,
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Real Lyric: My little deuce coupe
The Misheard: My little loose tooth
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Real Lyric: Blood stains on the carpet
The Misheard: butt stains on the carpet
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Real Lyric: Someday you will find me, caught beneath the landslide. In a champagne Supernova in the sky.
The Misheard: Someday you will find me crawlin' out your asshole. In a champagne supernova in disguise.
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Real Lyric: "Baby..Don't you wanna..Dance up on me".. (in the backgound)-"I just wanna dance next to you." "To another time and place".
The Misheard: "Baby..Don't you wanna..Dance up on me".. (in the background)-I just wanna have sex with you. "To another time and place".
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