The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Brimful of Asha on the forty-five
The Misheard: A grill full of rashers on at forty-five
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Real Lyric: I wanna die in your arms
The Misheard: I wanna buy you new arms
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Real Lyric: Joshua fought the battle of Jericho
The Misheard: Joshua fit the battle of Cherry Coke
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Real Lyric: Oh bring us some figgy pudding, and bring it right here
The Misheard: Oh bring us some friggin' pudding , and bring it right here!
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Real Lyric: Horny Horns
The Misheard: Horny Horse
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Real Lyric: Can he walk at all, or if he moves will he fall?
The Misheard: Can he walk and talk, or if he moves will he fall?
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Real Lyric: I wanna see you be brave
The Misheard: I wanna see you be burned
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Real Lyric: I've given up (stop!)
The Misheard: Give it up (stop!)
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Real Lyric: singing we found love in a local raid
The Misheard: singing we found love in an open grave
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Real Lyric: I'm blue Da ba de da ba di Da ba de da ba di Da ba de da ba di Da ba de da ba di Da ba de da ba di Da ba de da ba di Da ba de da ba di Da ba we da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue I would beat up a guy, I'm in need of a guy, I would kiss other guys, I'm in need of a die, I would pee up and die, If I would pee I would die, I need Bieber to die.
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