The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If you like Pina Coladas
The Misheard: If you like Bein' a granada
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Real Lyric: More then a lover
The Misheard: More than a lemon
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Real Lyric: I first produced my pistol and then produced my rapier
The Misheard: I first produced my pistol and then produced to raip it..
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Real Lyric: You aint nothin' but a hound dog, cryin' all the time.
The Misheard: You aint nothin' but a handbag, cryin' all the time.
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Real Lyric: Return to sender...
The Misheard: Return to Zenda...
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Real Lyric: I'm a creep I'm a weirdo
The Misheard: I'm a creep I'm a widow
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Real Lyric: I'm Shameless
The Misheard: I'm seamless
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Real Lyric: We are, We are, the youth of the nation.
The Misheard: We are, we are, the Euthanasia
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Real Lyric: ....but you make me sing like a guitar humming.....
The Misheard: ....but you make me sing like a dead hog humming......
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Real Lyric: ...and I am a material girl...
The Misheard: ...and I'm a mamacheerio girl...
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