The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Fly like an eagle
The Misheard: Smile like a negro
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Real Lyric: when that girl comes on the tv and she tells me how tight my skirt should be
The Misheard: when that girl sees me on the tv she thinks my skirt stinks
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Real Lyric: I got my hashpipe
The Misheard: I got my ass wiped
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Real Lyric: Keep your head up. Hold your head up.
The Misheard: Keep your head up, Chowder Head.
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Real Lyric: burning up his fuel all left alone
The Misheard: burning up the streets of avalon
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Real Lyric: dirty diana
The Misheard: daddy's agenda
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Real Lyric: Hey little thing let me light your candle cause Im sure hard to handle now...
The Misheard: Hey little thing lemme light your candle cause Im sure the Henenaw gets around!
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Real Lyric: You had the Dom Perignon in your hand and the spoon up your nose
The Misheard: You had your domp hair in yarn and your hand and the spoon up your nose
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Real Lyric: They were all impressed with your Harlston dress and the people that you knew at Elaine's
The Misheard: They were all impressed with your hall stone breasts and the people that you knew out of lanes
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Real Lyric: f**k Me, I'm all Out Of Enemies.
The Misheard: f**k Me, I'm more than A bit of meat.
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