The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
The Misheard: The girl with colitis goes by
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Real Lyric: If you're all alone when the pretty birds have flown, honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me.
The Misheard: If you're all alone and feeling versatile, honey, I'm still free, take a chance on me,
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Real Lyric: Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal.
The Misheard: Crawling in my skin, these words are big burritos.
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Real Lyric: Help me, Rhonda, Yeah! Get her outta my heart.
The Misheard: Help me, Rhonda, Yeah! Get around on my Honda
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Real Lyric: Can't touch this
The Misheard: King testis
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Real Lyric: I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
The Misheard: I'm only a man with forty red sheep
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Real Lyric: Hands across the water, hands across the sea
The Misheard: Cans across the water, cans across the sea
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Real Lyric: I met your children
The Misheard: I fed your children
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen, you've had a busy day today
The Misheard: Lady Darlin' she's so plenty, Ya hardly miss the day to day.
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Real Lyric: 50 ways to leave your lover
The Misheard: 50 ways to leave my brother
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