The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Another one bites the dust
The Misheard: another one buys a Datsun....
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Real Lyric: cuz thoses punks like to hit and quit it and I'd ratehr stay and play cuz I'm long and I'm strong and I'm down to get this frick s**t on (BTW) What the hell is "FRICK s**t"
The Misheard: Cuz those punks like to hit and kick it and I'd rather stay in play caz I'm long and I'm strong and I'm down to get the friction on
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Real Lyric: Fly like an Eagle, to the sea.
The Misheard: Fly lesbian sea gull, to the sea.
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Real Lyric: The number on the matchbook is old and faded.
The Misheard: The number on the math book is old and faded.
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Real Lyric: Come on over, come on over baby
The Misheard: Cum all over, cum all over baby
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Real Lyric: Swim through your veins, like a fish in the sea
The Misheard: Swim through your veins, like a piss in the sea
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Real Lyric: I gotta have faith
The Misheard: I gotta Fay
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Real Lyric: We'll get a slawburger, fries, and a bottle of 'skey...
The Misheard: We'll get a small burger, fries, and a bottle of (I had NO idea...)
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Real Lyric: Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap
The Misheard: Dirty Deeds and those god damn sheep
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Real Lyric: Dancin' with the girl in slacks
The Misheard: Dancin' with a chicken's sack
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