The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I took her out it was a friday night I word cologne to get the feeling right we started making out and she took off my pants and then I turned on the tv
The Misheard: I took a route(pronouned r-ow-t) it was a friday night, I walked alone to get the feeling right we started making out and she's a little dance and then I burned on the tv
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you will know
The Misheard: She's a slutty mormon, whoa-whoa-whoa.
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Real Lyric: Soy un perdedor
The Misheard: Sword and Tenticle
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Real Lyric: Wastin' away again in Margaritaville, Searchin' for my lost shaker of salt
The Misheard: Wastin' away again in my gorilla suit, Searchin' for my lost zipper I caught
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Real Lyric: Eminence Front, Eminence Front
The Misheard: It's livin' in my butt, it's livin' in my butt
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Real Lyric: I'm the firestarter.
The Misheard: I'm the farmer's daughter.
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Real Lyric: "Shame on you," your mama said. "Shame on you, you cried in bed."
The Misheard: Shame on you, you marmoset. Shame on you, you cried in bed.
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Real Lyric: Music makes the bourgoisie and the rebel
The Misheard: music makes the boars sing to the rabbi
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Real Lyric: Raspberry Beret...
The Misheard: Raspberry Pomade...
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Real Lyric: She looks like a flower but she stings like a bee
The Misheard: She looks like a flower but she stinks like a pig
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