The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: We are, We are, the youth of the nation.
The Misheard: We scar, We scar, euthanasia.
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Real Lyric: it was a friday night i walk alone to get the feeling right we starting making out she took off my pants i turned on the tv and thats about the time she walked away from me, no body likes you when your 23, all i care about is my tv shows what the hell is ADD?
The Misheard: it was a friday night i walk alone to get the feeling right then i went inside i took off my pants and turned on the PC. and thats about the time it crashed on me all i got was a bluescreen what the hell is FTP?
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Real Lyric: some body once asked could i spare some change for gas
The Misheard: some body once asked could i spare some change for ass.
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Real Lyric: "Take it to the limit"
The Misheard: "Take it home and lick it"
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Real Lyric: Nothing But Pennies In My Pocket
The Misheard: Another Black Man Is In My Pocket
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Real Lyric: soy un prededor
The Misheard: oh oh canada
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Real Lyric: She's so cold, she's so cold She was born in an arctic zone
The Misheard: She's so cold, she's so cold She was born in an Auto Zone
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Real Lyric: In A-Gadda-Da-Vida, baby
The Misheard: In the garden of Eden, baby
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Real Lyric: I took her out it was a friday night I word cologne to get the feeling right we started making out and she took off my pants and then I turned on the tv
The Misheard: I took a route(pronouned r-ow-t) it was a friday night, I walked alone to get the feeling right we started making out and she's a little dance and then I burned on the tv
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves you more than you will know
The Misheard: She's a slutty mormon, whoa-whoa-whoa.
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