The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I'm back in the saddle again
The Misheard: I'm back in Saturn again
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Real Lyric: She can read, she can read, she can read, she's bad
The Misheard: Chicken ray, chicken ray, chicken ray, cheese bag
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Real Lyric: Take a load off Fannie, and put the load right on me.
The Misheard: Take a load off Fannie, and put the Lord right on in.
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Real Lyric: Business men they drink my wine, plowmen dig my earth.
The Misheard: Business men they drink my wine, blind men dig my herbs.
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Real Lyric: Bounce along, bounce along Only you can turn me on
The Misheard: Bums a log, bums a log Only you can turn me on
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Real Lyric: You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
The Misheard: You nearly ate me, Mr. Grinch
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Real Lyric: Little Black Dress
The Misheard: Little white dress
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Real Lyric: I'll never be your beast of burden
The Misheard: I'll never believe the beets are burning
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Real Lyric: All my used liquor bottles
The Misheard: All my lint combibles
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Real Lyric: Conquistador, your stallion stands
The Misheard: I just adore your stallion stance
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