The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Maybe I'm a drifter maybe not Cause I have known the safety of flowing freely in your arms I don't need another lifeline It's not for me Cause only you can save me Oh, can't you see
The Misheard: Maybe I'm a drinker maybe not Cause I have known the safety of flowing freely in your arms can I use another lifeline It's not for me Cause only you can save me Oh, can't you see
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Real Lyric: You strut your rasta wear and your suicide poem
The Misheard: You stretch your ass to where in a suicide pool
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Real Lyric: Living in a powder keg and giving off sparks.
The Misheard: Living in a polygag and giving off sparks.
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Real Lyric: And it must have been so bad
The Misheard: And it m********e so bad
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Real Lyric: Throw your hands up at me
The Misheard: Throw your pants at Batman
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Real Lyric: She had the sightless eyes Telling me no lies
The Misheard: She had the sight and size Telling me no lies
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Real Lyric: My whole existance is gone
The Misheard: My whole existance is flan
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Real Lyric: Every day is like survival. You're my lover, not my rival.
The Misheard: Every day is like survival. You're my lover, not my bible.
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Real Lyric: Love in an Elevator
The Misheard: Livin' it up live angel (live as in "live concert")
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Real Lyric: Stroke me, stroke me.
The Misheard: My mother in law at the time this song was out thought it said "Strong man, Stunt man!" Strong! Stunt! Too funny :)
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